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Soapbox contributor: Richard Cannon:
Ah, Spartanburg, the city that never peaks, or something like that. Last week you may recall a hell swarm of helicopters traveling up and down the I-85 corridor like rabid humming birds. Those helicopters were Spartanburg’s finest, nose to the grindstone, led by our fearless sheriff, Chuck Wright. Wow, what a bunch of heroes. In case you didn’t know these helicopters are equipped with sensors that can read the tiny magnetic strips in five dollar bills and larger, this way they can find out how much money people have in their cars. To bust criminals of course. Never fear your inalienable rights are safe. I mean, look on the bright side, we can all sleep much better knowing that these despicable pot dealers are off the streets. There’s nothing more disgusting than a pothead, well, except for his or her dealer of course. Thank you good ol’ Chucky Wright! May you stand unopposed as sheriff for all of your days, you sir are truly the STING KING! Amen.
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Steve Shanafelt
now if only those diligent copter pilots would have done something about the rampant tailgating in our fair city.
If this is any indication, then this war on terrorism is gonna rock! I can’t wait until the war is over and there’s no more terrorism. Remember when the US had a drug problem and we declared a war on drugs, and now you can’t buy drugs anymore? It’ll be just like that. If only that war on drugs hadn’t been so effective, I could really use some marijuana right now.
But we have to do something about those awful pot dealers. I mean if people keep smoking weed, the world’s gonna collapse on itself right?…right? I mean what would Jesus do?
They did bust that guy that was pointing his rifle at the helicopters and shouting obscenities. What about that? I think they’re doing the best they can, haha.